I AM NOT A ROBOT.

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TEDDY KURT DIXON

19 • PRO HACKER • ILLYIS • GOLDENROD

FRIENDS

teddy hates people and probably hates you more than you hate him. don't take it to heart. boy's had a tough life living in fear and paranoia. once he sheds that exterior (good luck trying) he's actually the biggest dork alive. if you have similar interests in tech and wiring and stuff like that, even better! he'll hail you as a friend soon enough. tough as he may try and make himself to be, he is a cowardly adolescent with too much time and too much technology at his hands.

ENEMIES

don't mess with this guy, though. he'll find your social security number and it will be all over social media in seconds if you even try to antagonise him over his turf. where technology reins, he is king, and people who try to upend this natural order of things don't fare well. he gets pissy over the smallest of things - botched code, the sun, human contact. benji the eevee will try and help him, but he's still a young impressionable baby. teddy can barely fend for himself as it is anyway, and makes a good target. p.s. he'll sock anyone who tries to use his real name theodore, he got that shit legally changed (or not so legally).

ROMANCE

oh, love. considering teddy has spent 99% of his life indoors as a hermit and hasn't seen the light of day for several odd years now, he's not the brightest bulb when it comes to romance. he's a bit dense and doesn't understand it much, he could be convinced otherwise, and since he never actually explored his sexuality, he never thought about it much and swings both ways. socially inept as he is, don't trust him to take the lead with anything.

OTHERS

there are people out there who need his talents. companies trying to dig out secrets and government and rebels trying to spread their propoganda. teddy's here for the job. his contact to others is solely by snail mail, deposited in a letter box which he retrieves stuff from everyday. very rarely will he allow for meetups, and even then, it will never be at night. benji, his eevee, is actually from someone's pc, so a plot about that truth and the illegal shit that teddy does could be fun too! didn't mention any siblings, but it would be cool to have. teddy wouldn't like them, no doubt about it.

[MARCO LAGUARDIA]

@peeko & MARCO LAGUARDIA

so Marco submits his writings via digital means. And now he's dragged himself to Goldenrod so that he may send his latest batch of work- only to find out that the Pokemon center through which he plans to work has its computers plagued with a virus/rogue polygon. so he asks around and then tries to get in touch with somebody who can help...
it can go both ways with teddy being the guy whose messing up the system (maybe hacking the pc?) or teddy getting pissed off that somebody's invading his 'turf'.
idk sound any good?

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oh man, that actually sounds a real cool idea! i'm really digging this man. teddy wouldn't have reason to be mucking around the pc network for no reason since he doesn't do things for shits and giggles, so he'll probably fall under the latter. i'm not very sure how marco could be of assistance if we plotted this out though? i don't want him sitting in the sidelines y'know while it ends up a solo show and all ;w;

[MARCO LAGUARDIA]

oh that's easy, Marco can do all the legwork. In a battle of the hackers he can be the guy who sneaks around laying the beat down -or just you know mess things up in any way he can- in the physical world while Teddy picks up his slack or directs him from the shadowy confines of his digital recluse O.o
and if you know; no evidence can be found or evidence cannot be provided for persecution due -cough cough- less than legal means of getting it Marco can bring his Ninetales around for cover while he and Teddy dish out some good old vigilante justice.
lemme know what you think ^^

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heck yeah brownie points if marco messes up the task even more and teddy will start throwing profanities out of the window "YOU HAD ONE JOB" he'd definitely have his qualms about letting people into his sacred room of tech, but desperate times could call for desperate measures y'know? the two of them could have a real interesting dynamic! i'm excited to have this unfold tbh c: want me to start a thread, or shall you? that would probably make more sense huh.

[MARCO LAGUARDIA]

i'll get started on it asap then ^^